Doritos funny 2012 Superbowl Commercial
Someone once said “take your average dumb guy, and half the guys are dumber than that”. I belive it was George Carlin. Well George, here’s your proof!
A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. ‘My darring,’ he whispers, ‘I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting – juss anyting [...]
Funny Technology Jokes. LOL. Ten reasons you know you’re living in 2011 and onwards 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses. [...]
STUPIDITY HAS NO LIMITS…!!! LOL !!!! Examples Of Stupid Questions that People Ask…. 1. When People see U Lying Down, … … With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: “R U Sleeping?” . (No! I’m Trying 2 Die?) 2. When It’s Raining & Some1 Notices U Goin Out, they Ask: “R U Going Out In this Rain?” . (No,In The Next 1.) 3. Ur Friend Calls on ur Landline: “Where R U?” . (At the Bus Stop!) 4. They See U [...]
Daily LOL Pics.. HAHAHA…. Petrol To Software Engineer. LOL. Facebook Addiction Funny Suicide. LOL. Crazy Girls Phyco. LOL. How Girls Think They Look Without MakeUp Ning Ning Ning.. LOL.. Real Meaning Of RelationSHIP. LOL.
HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITY OF INDIA : LOL Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. … That’s MUMBAI ———- — ——— ——— ——— – Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are definitely in PUNJAB !!! ———- — ——— ——— ——— – Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third [...]