Fun only in Russia

They have such penthouses

They make churches inside abandoned trains

There, you can have a nap in the natural environment

Blonds are repairing Lamborghinis

In the morning you can look your car for a long time

That’s how computers are repaired

They have complex systems of water supply

Very complex

You are watched even in a toilet

That’s how they eat bananas

And that’s how they refresh Champaign

They have these anti theft devices

Horses go to gas stations for a refill

They have beautiful brides

Condoms grow on trees

Bears watch television

They repair two cars at one time to save money and time

It’s difficult to buy a newspaper

Very difficult

That’s how they do cargo transportation

Real moustache matreshkas

It’s not easy to be a child there

Even very difficult

Monkeys go to visit Kremlin

Welcome to Russia